Secret #9 How to get lips that others want all over their bodies

You can have lips that members of the opposite sex will fantasize about; sensuously exploring every crevice of their bodies. It's always good to get their minds going; their juices flowing... Getting them into such a profound state of sexual excitement and curiosity couldn't help you a bit, now could it? 

It's pretty simple to get killer lips. If you're a man following this secret, you may find that your lips become nicer than those of many women. They'll want you and envy you all at the same time.

Now, a company named Blistex has quite a few lip care products out on the market. Since they're widely available, I'm going to focus on the use of their products here, but you could really use anything similar.

One is in a squeeze-on applicator, like Vaseline's lip care product... it's called Lip Revitalizer. The other is in a small round container with a cap, like Carmex has been packaged for many years.

You can't just use these products and expect good results. Since they're just a bunch of waxes and oils, none of them actually moisturize your lips -- which is what will actually make your lips irresistible. There's a technique to using these products.

You see, moisture is not oil, and it's certainly not wax. Moisture is very simple. Moisture is water! And to have irresistibly moisturized lips, you have to add the moisture yourself -- no mass market lip products actually 'moisturize'. Do you ever see water gushing from the wax of a candle? Unless you saw it while on major psychedelic drugs, I'd assume the answer to that would be 'no'. Commercial lip products 'seal' just great, but they hardly moisturize.

Here's what you do:

1. In the bathroom, wet a small amount of soft tissue with warm water. WARM WATER, not hot water or cold water.

You're going to be putting this on your lips to hydrate them, which can be achieved most efficiently with warm water. The warmth of it will cause the  surface of your skin to dilate (expand and "open up") a bit, allowing the moisture to penetrate them, preparing them for the next steps.

Hot water, on the other hand, will completely bypass the whole purpose of this exercise and end up drying your lips out.

Cold water will keep the surface cells of your lips contracted, allowing little water to actually penetrate them, preventing them from being affected much by the steps hereafter.

The 'tissue' I mention here could be a paper towel, a tissue, heck, even some toilet paper. It doesn't really matter. However,  something new and disposable (versus, say, a washcloth) is preferred, to avoid contact with lingering germs that may result in cold sores.

2. Next, place this tissue saturated with warm water in between your lips for about 10 seconds.

If you don't already have a good sense of time, glance at your watch while you do this. Do this every time you perform this lip enhancing exercise until you 'get a nack' for how long it takes. It pays to give your lips the proper amount of exposure to the warm water -- both to hydrate them and to properly prepare them for the next steps.

After you're done with this step, toss the tissue away somewhere... Feed it to the dog, put it in the lip tissue recycle bin, whatever. Just get rid of it.

3. With very little hesitation, apply the Blistex Lip Revitalizer. Rub it in and/or roll your lips back and forth to ensure maximum coverage.

If you apply it and rub it in within just a few seconds after applying the warm water, your lips will not only be well hydrated... but the warmth will allow them to absorb some of the Blistex Lip Revitalizer stuff AND you'll be sealing in the remaining moisture. Normally, your lips wouldn't do this -- which is why the warm water hydration step is so important. With the warm water hydration, lip products go from producing temporary surface-level results, to deep down irresistibly transformative results.

Why the step using Blistex Lip Revitalizer at all?

Lip Revitalizer will keep your lips looking young. It's one of the few lip products that contain alpha hydroxy acids (AHAs). These are natural fruit acids which help to exfoliate old skin cells, or in this case, 'lip' cells (of course your lips are just another kind of skin). It'll help your lips feel softer over time by removing the hardened dead cells on top, making available fresher, newer cells below. Anybody you kiss will really dig this. They'll now be kissing the newer, fresher and softer lips that used to be hidden under the icky, old skin cells above.

The AHAs will achieve yet another positive effect -- your lips will look a little more naturally 'red'. Don't worry, guys -- it won't look like you're wearing lipstick or anything. It'll just look like you have the lips of someone much younger than your real age; good, healthy, outrageously sexy lips.

In nature, nice looking red lips are a social signal to those around you that you're a healthy, young and virile mate. That's exactly the kind of signal you want to give, leaving a strong (even if unconscious) impact on the minds of others. Women have over the ages found through trial and error that cosmetically deepening and otherwise enhancing the red tone of their lips helped them to attract mates. Now you can achieve a similar effect without becoming a drag queen (which would attract the wrong people altogether!)

4. Again, apply a few drops of luke warm water to your lips and rub it in with your fingers and/or roll your lips to insure coverage.

In step #2, you saturated your lips with water. Here you are saturating that waxy substance you just applied with water, to help keep your lips moisturized all day.

5. Apply the Blistex "Daily Lip Conditioner"; Then rub it in and/or roll it around with the action of your lips itself.

6. Once more, apply a few drops of luke warm water to your lips and rub it in with your fingers and/or roll your lips to insure maximum coverage.

Now what you have on your hands (or face, rather) are some very nice, very moist lips that’ll look almost like wet tires at first – shiny and ready for action.

However, if you’re a guy, and you're going to be seeing people relatively soon, you might want to pad your lips down with another bit of paper towel or tissue. Try to use a disposable paper based product that won't leave little bits of paper lint on your lips. Doing this will dampen down the shininess a bit. Again, just PAT your lips down. Don’t wipe off any of your good work for heaven's sake!

And there you have it. You're done!

The whole thing, once mastered -- I swear -- takes no more than about 20 seconds, with 25 seconds at the maximum end of the spectrum, on days when you're feeling especially retarded.

Now even the first time you do this, your lips should look and feel quite awesome compared to the normal state they're in. Yet, as you continue to do this daily, there’ll be quite a few processes going on that’ll transform your lips so they become even better with each passing day. The effect really is quite impressive. I’ve found myself in quite a number of kissing matches due to the allure and appeal of my lips. All for just about 20-25 seconds of work every day. Nice payoff if you ask me!

So give it a try… perhaps play with the procedure a bit to customize it for you. And be sure to blame me for any ....sensual situations... you might start to now find yourself in. Heh!