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BUMPER STICKER
Sunday 15th April 2007
Help me I cant reach my beer.


SCHOOL
Sunday 15th April 2007
bo:I don't want to go to school the kids hate me!
Ma: But you have to.
Bo: why?
Ma: but your the principal.


BUMBER STICKER
Sunday 15th April 2007
So many pedestrians, so little time.


IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED
Sunday 15th April 2007
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?




ASK ME ABOUT MICRO
Sunday 15th April 2007
Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit.




GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
Sunday 15th April 2007
Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.




HANG UP
Sunday 15th April 2007
Hang up and drive.




KEEP HONKING,
Sunday 15th April 2007
Keep honking, I'm reloading.




I'M JUST DRIVING
Sunday 15th April 2007
I'm just driving this way to get you mad.




HELP WANTED TELEPATH:
Sunday 15th April 2007
Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply




IF AT FIRST YOU
Sunday 15th April 2007
If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.




A BARTENDER
Sunday 15th April 2007
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.




YOU!
Sunday 15th April 2007
You! Off my planet!




I PRETEND TO WORK
Sunday 15th April 2007
I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.




WHO ARE THESE KIDS
Sunday 15th April 2007
Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?




HELL
Sunday 15th April 2007


im going to hell how bout you


FAT
Sunday 15th April 2007
I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!




GOOD DEED
Sunday 15th April 2007
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.




NOBODY
Sunday 15th April 2007
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.




IMPOSSIBLE
Sunday 15th April 2007
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?




CAUTION!
Sunday 15th April 2007
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds.




KIDS IN...
Sunday 15th April 2007
Kids in the back seat cause accidents;
Accidents in the back seat cause kids.




BE NICE TO...
Sunday 15th April 2007
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.




BEAUTY IS...
Sunday 15th April 2007
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.




IF YOU THINK...
Sunday 15th April 2007


If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.


ERRORS HAVE BEEN MADE
Saturday 14th April 2007
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.




BUMPER STICKERS
Tuesday 16th January 2007
I'm not drunk just a shi*y driver!


A CUBICLE
Tuesday 15th August 2006
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.




I MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS.
Friday 26th May 2006
I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?




 

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