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Saturday 18th December 2010 |
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BUMPER STICKER Sunday 15th April 2007 Help me I cant reach my beer. |
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SCHOOL Sunday 15th April 2007 bo:I don't want to go to school the kids hate me! Ma: But you have to. Bo: why? Ma: but your the principal. |
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BUMBER STICKER Sunday 15th April 2007 So many pedestrians, so little time. |
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IF WE AREN'T SUPPOSED Sunday 15th April 2007 If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat? |
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ASK ME ABOUT MICRO Sunday 15th April 2007 Ask me about micro waving cats for fun and profit. |
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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE Sunday 15th April 2007 Guns don't kill people, postal workers do. |
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HANG UP Sunday 15th April 2007 Hang up and drive. |
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KEEP HONKING, Sunday 15th April 2007 Keep honking, I'm reloading. |
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I'M JUST DRIVING Sunday 15th April 2007 I'm just driving this way to get you mad. |
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HELP WANTED TELEPATH: Sunday 15th April 2007 Help wanted telepath: you know where to apply |
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IF AT FIRST YOU Sunday 15th April 2007 If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished. |
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A BARTENDER Sunday 15th April 2007 A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. |
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YOU! Sunday 15th April 2007 You! Off my planet! |
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I PRETEND TO WORK Sunday 15th April 2007 I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. |
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WHO ARE THESE KIDS Sunday 15th April 2007 Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom? |
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HELL Sunday 15th April 2007 im going to hell how bout you |
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FAT Sunday 15th April 2007 I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight! |
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GOOD DEED Sunday 15th April 2007 When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. |
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NOBODY Sunday 15th April 2007 Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody. |
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IMPOSSIBLE Sunday 15th April 2007 Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? |
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CAUTION! Sunday 15th April 2007 CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds. |
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KIDS IN... Sunday 15th April 2007 Kids in the back seat cause accidents; Accidents in the back seat cause kids. |
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BE NICE TO... Sunday 15th April 2007 Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. |
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BEAUTY IS... Sunday 15th April 2007 Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. |
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IF YOU THINK... Sunday 15th April 2007 If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. |
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ERRORS HAVE BEEN MADE Saturday 14th April 2007 Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. |
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BUMPER STICKERS Tuesday 16th January 2007 I'm not drunk just a shi*y driver! |
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A CUBICLE Tuesday 15th August 2006 A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. |
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I MAJORED IN LIBERAL ARTS. Friday 26th May 2006 I majored in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that? |
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