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The Cum Drinkers
Kate and Linda were sitting at Kate's small dinette table one summermorning, discussing the neighborhood gossip and local news. Their husbandswere out playing golf, and as was their wont, Kate and Linda got together tochat, shop and generally goof off. Each was wearing short shorts and a lightblouse, as the summer weather was quite warm.
"I tell ya, honey, that husband of mine is a real dud in bed sometimes.I dress sexy for him and talk sexy, and all he wants to do is shove it in me,jerk a few times, come, and roll over and fall asleep. I really do miss thewild times I used to have when I was younger, you know?" said Linda as sheslowly sipped at the cup of coffee in her hands.
"Exactly. I mean, I love Roger dearly, and wouldn't really want to spendmy life with any other man, but jeeezus, I do get HORNY once in a while."Kate responded. "What's the sexiest thing you've ever done, Lin?" she askedalmost shyly.
Linda looked at her for a few minutes, gauging the depths of the otherwoman's sensitivities. She swallowed the sip of warm coffee in her mouth andleaned forwards surreptitiously.
"When I was in college I got drunk accidentally on purpose at afraternity party. After it got real late, I ended up being the only girlthere. The guys all started talking about their sexual conquests, and theyall claimed to be the worlds' greatest lovers, you know?" She stopped for asecond to take another sip of coffee. "I said that any woman worth her saltcould outlast ten guys, and they all laughed. I challenged them. I got upreal slowly, and stripped as sexily as I could, without falling on my face!A couple of the guys hauled some mattresses out to the living room, and I laydown right in the center of them. I started stroking my cunt and licking mylips really sexy, and before you know it, there were 20 or 30 naked guysdancing around. I laid back, crooked my finger at the nearest one, andmotioned him over.
"What'll it be, smarty?" I asked. He said he wanted to fuck me but good,so he got down there, jerked his cock until it was hard, and shoved it in.Let me tell you, these guys were just drunk enough so that they couldn't lastvery long. This first one must have stroked about 10 times before he shot offstraight up my pussy. The next guy wanted a blow job, so I sat up, stuffedhis teeny cock in my mouth, and a few seconds later had a sperm chaser afterall the beer I'd had."
Linda stopped for a moment to look at her friend. Kate's cheeks hadtinged a slight red and her eyes sparkled a bit, and Linda thought she couldsee Kate's nipples beginning to harden and poke out from the light blouse shewore.
"Oh God, that's hot! So what else?" queried Kate with a breathlesssmile.
"So, for about the next 2 hours, I fucked and sucked every guy in thatfrat house until there wasn't a drop of sperm left in any of them, and it wasall up my pussy or down my throat, or mostly, all over my tits and face andin my hair. At one time, I counted six guys jerking off all over my headwhile I fucked this black football player's ass off, and wouldn't you knowthey all came all over my hair and face. I had to stop and get a towel towipe the shit off my face. I was drenched in it, I swear!" whispered theyoung wife.
"I never saw so much cum in all my life, before or since. Theyabsolutely ruined the mattresses, and when I finally got up, I leaked a trailof sperm all over the house looking for a shower to rinse off in. But theyall were pooped out, and I could have gone on for another couple of hours bythen. It was great. But, I had to transfer to another college, because theword got out, and everybody thought I was some kind of tramp or something,so I left and went to the State University instead. That's where I met Hank,and we've been together ever since. I haven't even seen another cock excepthis since then."
"Even on TV or a magazine or anything?" asked an incredulous Kate.
"Oh, hell, they don't count! I'm talking about in the flesh! Hey, whatabout you, Katie, what's the wildest slutty thing YOU'VE ever done?"questioned the leering Linda, leaning forward and licking her lipsdevilishly.
"Well, I NEVER balled thirty guys in one night, if that's what youmean!" she responded. "In fact, I've never made it with more than one guy ata time, even. Ummm, I guess the nastiest thing I ever did was ask Roger tocum in my mouth one time while I was sucking him off."
"ONE time! Are you telling me that you don't sip the sperm cocktail,young lady?" asked Linda in a mock stentorian tone.
"Wh-What?"
"You don't swallow cum? You don't let that gorgeous Roger shoot off inyour mouth?" Linda asked again.
"Well, it's not that I don't like him to, or that he hasn't , a coupleof times. But he usually just wants to use my pussy instead, so we don't doa lot of oral sex or anything kinky. He doesn't even like to lick me downthere either."
"Oh shit honey, we've got to get you fucked and sucked up right one ofthese days!" exclaimed the amazed Linda. "But anyway, tell me all about theone time you let little Rog there blast off over your teeth. I wanna hear allabout it!"
"Well, it's not as sexy a story as yours. Roger and I were making love,and I was getting a little sore down there, you know, from all the pounding,and I finally had to tell him to stop if he didn't have an orgasm quickly.He pulled out, and crawled up over me. His dick was all wet and red andbouncing up and down right in front of my face. He grabbed the base of it andwaved it right in my face. I was fascinated with it, I tell you. He told meto suck him off then, if I couldn't bear to have him in my pussy. I startedto say that it was just that he was getting a bit rough, and before I could,he poked me in the mouth with his cock. There must have been something aboutit, I don't know, but the moment that cock hit my lips, I just kinda quiveredall over and wanted to suck the guts out of him so badly, I didn't know whatI was doing. I normally didn't go for that deep throat stuff, but I grabbedRoger's ass and pulled him right into my mouth, as deep as I could. I thinkit scared the shit out of him!"
"I can imagine!" answered Linda breathlessly. She had felt her own pussyget a little wet as they talked, and now dropped one hand to her lapfurtively.
"So anyway, I pushed and pulled him in and out, actually fucking myselfwith his cock in my mouth. Then, I don't know what came over me, no punintended, I pulled his dick out of my mouth with one hand and looked up athim. He was looking down at me like I was some kind of angel or something,this totally incredible look on his face. I knew, deep down in my soul, then,that I could have this amazing power over him, or any man, for that matter.I knew what he wanted. We'd watched enough porno movies for me to see thathe always liked it when a guy spermed on a girl's face or in her mouth. SoI looked him straight in the eye, and in the nastiest voice I could, I said'I want you to come right in my mouth, lover. I want to taste your sperm.'I poured it on in the sluttiest way I could think of - you know, telling himI wanted him to shoot his stuff all over my face and in my mouth and all thatreally gross stuff we used to giggle about in high school. So I'm jerking hima little bit, and then he just kind of grunted once and BAMMO! - right onthe kisser, he lets fly with that cock of his. I was so shocked I opened mymouth in reflex and BAMMO! again, another spurt, this time right in my mouth.I'm going crazy now, loving the feel of the stuff, and I jerk him some more,and he shoots his stuff all over my face and in my mouth. It was in my hair,and all down over my neck and tits and just all over the place!"
Kate finished breathlessly. Linda just looked at her and said "Wow.",arching her eyebrows knowingly. "So now you like eating cum, eh?"
"Well, I suppose so. But I don't very often, 'cause in the last fewmonths, Roger's gotten so busy with his job and all, that I'm lucky if weeven make love once or twice a month, much less have time for all kinds ofother fun stuff. But yeah, it was kinda neat, I really liked the feel of hissperm spraying on me, and for some reason, I LOVED the taste of it - youknow, kinda bitter and salty, but interesting?"
"Katie darling, you don't have to tell me. I've swallowed enough spermto float a battleship. It's still my favorite drink!" she giggled. "It'samazing how icky and gross we would have thought this was a few years ago,but God, now that I've done it, I just gotta say I love it! Hey! I've got anidea!"
"What now?" Kate knew her friend had some deliciously wicked thoughtthat she was about to hear. "I know this is gonna involve sex and fucking,so you might as well spit it out!"
"Kate, I NEVER spit it out!" Linda laughed. "No, what I thought wasthis. We go around and see in how many different ways we can drink sperm. Youknow, there's gotta be other ways than straight from the tap, so to speak!"
"LINDA! What do you mean? Are you actually proposing that we suck otherguys off and swallow their cum? Are you crazy!"
"No, no, listen, it's perfect. We turn the tables on the guys - youknow, wham bam thank ya ma'am? Well, we'll make it wham bam thank ya mister!They don't have to know our names or anything, we'll just rustle up, drain'em dry, and hustle off. They'll go crazy wondering who we are, but they'llnever see us again! It's perfect!"
Kate stopped to think about it. It was the craziest idea she'd everheard, even from the usually whacked out Linda.
"You mean just go up to some guy we like the looks of, tell him we wanthim to cum in our mouths and that's it?"
"No, silly. That'd be too easy. No, we get them to give us our favoritedrink in strange and exciting ways! Oh hell, let's see....like having awaiter in a fancy restaurant jerk off in your coffee. Or the grocery deliveryboy pop off real fast in your car in the parking lot. Stuff like that!"
"Hmmmm. Yes, that could been really hot!" agreed Kate. "And we couldkeep track of each of the ways that we get them to do it! Yeah, that'sgreat!" she clapped her hands excitedly. "When do we start?"
"Right now, if you're game!"
Forty-five minutes later found the ladies strolling the local mall. Theyhad changed into short skirts and very light sweaters. Linda had decided thatthey would alternate with the ideas for getting the cum from the men theyeyed, and she would go first. She thought it would be exciting to try toseduce a shoe salesman into giving her a sip of his sperm. The girls walkedinto the first store they found with few customers and a likely looking guy.He as a tall, dark-haired man they both found attractive. Linda sat down inone of the fitting chairs, crossed her long legs, and inched her skirt upeven more. The salesman hurried over.
"Yes, miss, what can I do for you today?"
"Well, I thought it might be time for a new pair of high heels, what doyou think" Linda teased, stretching her leg out and twisting and turning it,showing off her long slim leg to great advantage.
"Um, well, I suppose so. What heel height did you have in mind, and whatsize are you?"
"I'm a size seven. And I just love a four or five inch heel, don't you?Don't you think it makes my ass stand out real nice?" And so saying, Lindaquickly stood and turned around, thrusting her firm ass right in thesalesman's face. He stammered and gulped, rising quickly. Linda checked.'Yep, a boner. This one's gonna be easy...' she thought to herself.
"Just let me go check the back, see what we have." he said, blushing.He turned and walked through a door into the rear stock area. Turning quicklyto make sure Kate had an eye on things, she followed him back there, and shutthe door behind her.
"Hey, lady, you can't -" his protest was cut short by Linda lifting upher skirt.
"Like what you see, pretty boy? Well, this pussy belongs to my husband,and he's the only man who'll have it anytime soon, if I have anything to sayabout it. But I like your looks. Take out your cock."
The man simply stared at her. He didn't know what to do, and not wishingto waste any time, Linda walked over to him, threw one arm around his neckand kissed him full and hard on the lips.
"Ok, then I will." she said. She bent to her knees, and rubbed therapidly growing bulge at the front of his pants. "Hey, feels like you've gota nice one here. Let's let it out to breath a bit."
She slid the zipper down and fished around inside his underwear, finallyextracting a bona fide boner. It wasn't especially large or fat, but seemedadequate. 'Besides', Linda thought, 'it isn't going anywhere where size meansanything!' She bent to lick at the head. The salesman groaned.
"Oh god lady, I don't know what you came here for, but that feels good,just keep on sucking...."
Linda stopped and looked up at him. "Honey, I want your most expensivepair of Italian leather high heels, right now and right here. Before I go anyfurther." As if to accentuate her point, Linda straightened up and smoothedher dress back down. The salesman hurried down the aisle, finally finding theshoes Linda demanded.
"And while you're there, an nice pair of suede boots, too!" He grabbeda large box from the shelves. As he walked back, Linda swept her sweater upover her head, freeing her nicely formed breasts. The man's eyes bugged outand his cock twitched.
"Are these shoes waterproof?" Linda demanded.
"Ah, yes, yes, they are, as a matter of fact.." mumbled the salesman,peering quizzically at one of the tags.
"Good. Now I'm gonna suck you, and you're gonna love it. But, and thisis a big but, no coming in my mouth. If I taste even the tiniest drop of yourspunk before I tell you to cum, then out you go and you'll be shooting allover your pants. Got that?"
"Yeah, sure, I guess so." Who wants to look a gift blow-job in themouth, right?
Linda sat on one of the small stools, and motioned him over. He walkedup to her, and she leaned forward and fed his still-hard cock into her mouth.Linda prided herself on her cocksucking talents, and it wasn't long beforeshe had the man groaning and moaning in pleasure. She stroked his shaft asshe mouthed the tip of his cock, wetting him down with her saliva. All thetime she sucked at him, she keep looking at him, looking for that fatefulsign of the impending orgasm.
While one hand stroked and massaged his balls, the other felt for oneof the leather shoes. Linda kept on sucking the man's cock, dragging it intoher mouth, rolling her talented tongue around the head, squeezing the shaftwith her lips.
Finally the man started to shudder. "Oh jeesuz I'm gonna cum in a sec"the man grunted. Linda looked up at him. She whipped his cock out of hermouth just as she felt the vein begin to pulse, just as he closed his eyesin ecstasy. Pumping his prick with one hand, with the other she brought theshoe up. Aiming his cock right into the inside of the shoe, she jerked theman to an orgasm. SPURT! SPURT! SPURT! right into the soft leather liningof the shoe, spit his cock's load. Linda milked him off, every drop of thelarge load collecting in the heel of the shoe as she tilted it back. Finallyhe was empty.
Linda looked at him. "Bet you never saw a girl do this before." she saidcalmly and quietly. Then staring him right in the face, she tilted the backof the shoe up to her mouth, and let the entire puddle of semen flow directlyacross her lips into her mouth. As the shoe emptied, Linda lifted it aboveher face, letting the last few drops drip out and land with a small plop onher cheeks and chin.
"Ummmm, my favorite. Cum ala Giorgio." She dropped the shoe back intothe box. "I'll take them. Don't bother wrapping them." He was too astoundedto say anything, but nodded his head. Linda picked up the shoes, the suedeboots, and tossing the sweater back over her head, walked back out into thefront of the store as if nothing had happened. As she walked past one elderlymatron looking at rubber-soled shoes, Linda couldn't help herself. She slidone finger along her cheekbone, sliding the small drops of sperm theretogether until they made a noticeable shiny trail on her face. The olderwoman looked at her and gaped in horror.
Linda grabbed Kate's arm and they rushed out of the store, dissolvingin a fit of giggles and laughter like school girls.
"Well, what'd you do, tell me, tell me!" gushed Kate. Linda sat her downat a bench a few yards down the aisle, and opened the shoe box.
"Look." she pointed in at the large wet stain occupying the back of theinside of one shoe. "I sucked him, and jerked him off into it. Then I drankhis cum right out of the shoe! You should have seen his face! The poor guydoesn't know what hit him even yet! And I got the shoes, and this pair ofboots for my troubles!"
Kate looked at her. "You know, I think I could get to like this game!"
"Honey, you ain't seen nothin yet!" answered the flushed Linda.
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