This story is Copyright (c) 1993 by Peder Ast. It is not in thepublic domain, but may be freely distributed as long as it and thisheader are unchanged.
The author hopes you will enjoy Eddie's adventures. Rememberhis motto, and enjoy: ALWAYS get caught with your pants down!
The Adventures of Eddie the Exhibitionist -----------------------------------------
It was one of my first forays outside naked, and I was nervousas a cat in a room full of rocking chairs.
I walked down the quiet suburban street stroking my nipples,keeping my penis half hard, hoping someone would drive by and see me. The thought made me a little more erect, so I reached down with onehand to stroke it into full hardness. Soon my search was rewarded: apair of headlights rounded a corner, shining full on me. I let go ofmy penis - so the driver (and, hopefully, the passengers!) could seeit better. Oh how I love it, watching their eyes widen in surpriseand dismay as I wiggle my penis at them. Using no hands, of course.
I used to flash only at windows or highway overpasses (I've heardmy semen splatter on more than one windshield in my time, let me tellyou), but recently that had started boring me - same old same old, can you relate? One feverish night it occurred to me that I couldget into the car naked and drive into some quiet area, get out of thecar, and walk around the block. Someone was certain to call thepolice, of course, but I figured that I could finish my tour anddrive away long before the cops arrived. In the last two times I hadactually passed the police as I drove out of the neighborhood. Oneof those times I had masturbated a bit too long for an old ladywalking her dog. I think that the dog's yapping did attract moreattention, but I was enjoying my performance so much that I losttrack of time. Boy, you should have seen her face when some of myejaculate landed on her dog - and the dog ate what didn't!
The uncertainty and danger were part of what made my hobby anexciting one. I never knew what was going to happen, except that Iwas going to have one hell of a big orgasm while some stranger lookedon in shock. It's good to have a hobby you really enjoy, don't youthink?
Ever since I was seven years old I have enjoyed flashing. Thefirst time, I just got up one morning and decided to go outsidenaked. I even waved at people across the street. Since then I havedone everything from leaving my pants unzipped in public (nounderwear, of course) to masturbating openly on the bus. The littlegirls seem so grossed out ar the sight of a man having fun with hispenis! I guess that's why they've always been among my favoritetypes of audience. Of course, little boys are my absolute favorite. My specialty is walking into a changing room at the beach, taking offall my clothes, waltzing up to a sink naked, and jacking off into itwhile five 10 year old boys try to not look like they are watching. I usually succeed in catching the eye of one of them just as Iclimax. Wonderful fun, truly memorable sex.
Anyway, you might say that roaming suburbia buck naked was areturn to my roots.
As the car approached, I started masturbating in earnest, but itpassed by too quickly, before I had a chance to climax. Damn. Oneof my flashing rules: if what you want to do is ejaculate into thesink or something, with no-one watching, stay at home. The thrill ofa routine orgasm at home alone is nothing compared with beingwatched. So I went back to stroking my nipples to keep my penis hard.It wagged and bobbed as I walked.
When I was halfway down the street where my car was parked, lightsappeared again. This time I started stroking right away, figuringthat my time was about up. As the car approached I started reallygetting hot, grinding my hips and pulling on my scrotum with my freehand. I like to put on an extremely raunchy show, with lots ofmoaning and writhing and grimacing, shaking my bottom & waving mygenitals around. I really got into it this time, sticking my thumbinto my rectum and wiggling on it. I was in top form. When I wasabout ready to pop my load and run for it when the car stopped. Ilet go of my penis, heart pounding, erection raging purple, theshadow cast by the headlights exzaggerating its size. I left mythumb in, however.
Nothing happened. The car just sat there, its bright lightsshining full on me. I reached down and started to rub my penisagain, finding this bizzare and exciting situation moving me to thepoint of no return, when my body takes over completely. As I nearedmy climax semen started squirting out, thin at first, and thenthicker. Gasping and moaning in delight, I finally spilled over intoorgasm, and squirts turned into gobs, streams, of semen arching intothe air, brightly lit by the headlight beams.
Finally finished and still panting, I walked up to the driversside and looked in the window. Just as I did the naked driverejaculated, streamers of white goo spraying across his chest.
And that was how I met my flasher buddy Scott.
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